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Friday, 25 September 2015

Buhari Is Not A Nigerian

Editor’s note: Professor Soremekun analyses , saying that the president is not a typical Nigerian.

Have we really had any novel policy thrusts since Buhari took office?

As I contemplate the Nigerian condition or non-condition, I continue to marvel at contemporary happenings. The nirvana is certainly not here yet. Still, it is possible to discern new ozone in public life. Suddenly, public officials are more responsive.
The refineries appear to be working. Petrol queues, for now at least, are gone. Electricity supply seems to have improved.
And therefore one is tempted to ask: What has happened? Have we really had any novel policy thrusts since Muhammadu Buhari assumed the Presidency of the country? As a student of public affairs, it is possible to answer this question in the negative. Yet, there is new ozone in public life.
It does not take much to appreciate that, what has happened so far is that the president’s reputation and sheer force of personal example have probably struck the fear of God in people who run our institutions.

Buhari’s recent public declaration of his assets

The upshot is that a novel and positive lease of life seems to pervade the land one striking instance here is President Muhammadu Buhari’s recent public declaration of his assets. As we all know by now, these assets are now in the public space.
And if those details are true, then what has been declared should sear the conscience of all past and present public officers, particularly at the highest of levels. Here is a man, who has been in control of vast resources as a military governor, minister of petroleum and a former Head of State.
Yet, all that he could claim to own are houses and lands in places like Port Harcourt, Kaduna and Abuja as well as N30n in his bank account. To be sure, by the general Nigerian standards, Buhari is not a poor man. But by the jaded and conscienceless standards of his peers, he certainly comes up short-at least in materialistic terms.
Some people with warped values are even likely to snigger and ask: Is this the entire worth of this man? Probably yes. But on the platform of morality, very few of his peers can really hold up the candle to him.
And this is partly why, I have dared to state here that, Buhari is not a Nigerian. If he was the typical Nigerian in public life, he would be in possession of trillions, cash wise and non-cash equivalents in other areas like properties and jets ownership.
Even then, the declaration in itself has sparked off implicit and explicit comparisons, which seem to indicate that this man stands out. Indeed, some people with a dark sense of humour or out of sheer wonder and concern have pointed out that the average local government chairman in Nigeria (where else?) is richer than Buhari.
And of course and as we all know, this may well be true. But, what is perhaps much more revealing especially in these times is that other public officials are refusing to be drawn into the ring of public asset declaration. Take our elected governors for instance. Either out of ignorance or mischief, they are saying that there are no statutory provisions which require them to do so. Very much the same bankrupt postures can be observed on the part of the senators and members of the House of Representatives who, by the way, are supposed to be distinguished and honourable.

Why Buhari’s contentions are very instructive

Meanwhile, and as revealed in newspaper reports, Buhari appears to be exasperated by the fact that, despite his attempts to come clean with what he owns, he appears to have opened up another round of controversy on this issue. In a sense, this is only to be expected. Vultures as they are won’t have to feed on something. Which are why, the General’s contentions are very instructive. According to him, in the course of his public life, he has declared his assets four times since 1974. At the risk of being contradicted, I do not think that any Head of State or public official has come forth in this way.
However, for the records, as well as balance, it is relevant to state here that in the recent past, former president Umaru Yar’Adua, and his then deputy, Goodluck Jonathan, respectively declared their assets. But when the latter mounted the saddle as the point-man of our system, and the self-same issue came up, he pointedly and memorably remarked: I do not give a damn! Which is just as well. For in a rather Freudian and self-indicting way, Jonathan was known to declare in another context that some of our leaders behave like motor park touts!
But even then, before I am done, since Buhari has bitten the bullet, it may be useful for other public officials to do the same. I am referring here to governors, ministers, and the invisible army of invincible permanent secretaries. And to President Buhari, he should take heart. After all, my ancestral folk, in their eternal wisdom, have always said that if you indict someone for cooking a bad soup, what will you do to the person who has cooked none?
Last line: I am sure that the hidden dimensions of Buhari’s assets would have been exposed by now if such information was available.
Soremekun is a Professor of political science at the National Open University of Nigeria.

Maid Caught Using Urine To Cook For Family

Kenyan authorities have arrested a 19-year-old maid for using her urine to cook for the family she works for.
Kenyan maid Photo credit: Modern kenyan corps
The Modern Kenyan Corps shared photos of the maid on their Facebook page. It was gathered that the maid was caught on CCTV camera cooking for her boss and the family with urine which she had stored in bottles.
The owner of the house had installed CCTV in the house in the wake of housemaids maltreating the children left in their care.
During interrogation, when asked why she used her urine to cook for the family, the maid said she did it to punish the boss for maltreating her.
See another photo of the maid below:
Kenyan maid / Photo credit: Modern kenyan corps

Woman Brutalises Housemaid With Broken Dish

A woman in Lagos, Esther Bello has been arrested by police officers after she allegedly slashed her housemaid simply identified as Titi
According to The Punch, the incident happened on Thursday, September 24 at Akinsanmi Street, Obanikoro Estate of the state. At about 1am, Titi ran out of the house with a bleeding hand and explained to neighbours that her boss had cut her hand with a broken dish. The neighbours met Bello and tried to inquire why she had brutalised her maid but it was reported that she ignored them. The girls returned to the house afterwards.
It was reported that the neighbours went back to the house by 7am to check on Titi only to discover to their dismay that the wound had not been attended to. The 13 year old maid was still given house chores to do.
The neighbours reported the matter to officers at Pedro Police Division who went to the house to make formal inquiry. However, Bello told the officers that the maid was no longer with her and had gone with a friend to Igbogbo area of Ikorodu. The police did not believe the story and returned with a search warrant. A search through the house revealed that the maid had been hidden in a room, still bleeding. She was rushed to a hospital for treatment while Bello was arrested.
Titus Edgar, one of the neighbours said they were outside when the teenaged maid ran out bleeding.
He said: “We did not sleep early on Wednesday; we were still outside in a bar in the area till 2am. At about 1.30am, we saw the maid run out of the house, while blood was streaming from her hand.
“We observed that the hand was cut deep in three places, and the girl told us that her boss had threatened to kill her if she raised the alarm. When the woman came later, we asked her what was the matter, but she refused to say anything.
“By morning, some of us went back to the house to check what had become of the girl. When we got to the house, the girl was still bleeding and mopping the floor.
“We felt this was unfair and that was when we went to report to the police. When the police arrived, she told them that the girl had run out and was in Ikorodu.
“That was when we began to comb her house before discovering the maid.”
Another neighbour said Bello had a maid who fled the house a year ago possibly due to the treatment she got from her boss.
The welfare of Titi has been taken up by Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team.

This 104-Year-Old Street Artist Yarn-Bombs Her Town, And It Is Amazing!

This is Grace Brett, a 104-year-old great-grandmother that might be the oldest street artist in the world. She is a member of a knitting club known as the “Souter Stormers,” who recently yarn-bombed the towns of Selkirk, Ettrickbridge, and Yarrow in Scotland. This club spent nearly a year secretly planning the street art project. The mischievous knitters covered fences, benches, and lamp poles all across the towns in elaborate knitted art. There were colorful knitted houses, animals, and flowers. (H/t: )

Dollars Disappear From Nigerian Banks

A famous giant rating agency, Fitch Ratings has stated that Nigerian banks are still experiencing shortage of dollar and other foreign currencies despite the Central Bank of Nigeria’s recent attempt to boost liquidity in the banking system.
The Organization explains that the decision by the CBN Monetary Policy Committee to cut the Cash Reserve Requirements on public and private sector deposits from 31 to 25 % would not add dollar liquidity to the nation’s banking system because it releases no additional foreign currency.
On Thursday the agency  released a statement. According to it, substantial government-related foreign currency deposits are exempted from the CRR and have already been withdrawn from the banking system following the implementation of the Treasury Single Account policy last week.
Fitch Ratings explained that the policy decision should provide some additional local currency liquidity into the banking system but around N1.3trillion ($6.5billion) of deposits were sucked out of the banks in September.
Solena Gloaguen, director of Fitch’s financial institutions said: “Lower CRR will not offset the tighter foreign currency liquidity at Nigeria’s banks. A currency split of public-sector deposits is not disclosed but in our opinion, FC deposits are substantial, held up by oil-related deposits.The centralising of public-sector and government-related FC deposits at the TSA has made it increasingly difficult for commercial banks to meet customer demand for FC.Foreign currency availability was already strained in 2015 due to falling oil revenues, CBN action to defend naira depreciation and heightened negative investor sentiment towards emerging markets.”
Fitch also noted that viability ratings assigned to Nigeria’s banks, all in the ‘b’ category, already reflect a wide range of weaknesses, including the increasingly strained FC liquidity position.
The statement concluded: “Key financial metrics reported by Nigerian banks are likely to continue to weaken in the closing months of 2015.”

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Jose Mourinho Faces FIFA Sanction Over Comments

Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, faces a sanction by world’s football governing body, FIFA, over his battle with the club’s doctor, Eva Cameiro in their opening game of the ongoing English Premier League season.
Supersport reports that the football body’s medical commission will decide on the former FC Porto boss this week, after being under pressure for a settlement by the English Premier League Champions.
The self-styled Special One has since refused to back down from criticism of Carneiro and head physio Jon Fearn, both of who have since been excluded from the team bench, after they went on the pitch to treat Eden Hazard in the 2-2 home draw with Swansea last month.
Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, looks really confused, may be sanctioned by FIFA

With Carneiro having FIFA’s backing in this case, the Chelsea boss faces a heavy sanction after the body’s meeting on Friday.
One of Britain’s top medical lawyers, who has been involved in landmark cases on football injuries, Mary O’Rourke, confirmed that 41-year-old Carneiro will come through in the case against Mourinho.
“It is an important point of principle.
“I would like to see the message go round the world — and I think you will see Fifa on Friday saying the same — they did nothing wrong because their duty was to the player as a patient, their duty was to the referee.
“Their job in the club is to look after the players, and not to run the team and not to be tactically aware,” she explained.

She explained further that clubs have to be even more wary of injuries after the Petr Cech case at Chelsea and Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris’s recent concussion, noting however, that there were signs that a settlement is being discussed without the need for court proceedings by Carneiro or an apology by Mourinho.
According to her: “I don’t think you need to say that Mourinho has to apologise. I think you get the message out there if you have the pair of them back out there on the bench.
“We don’t need to start making people eat humble pie or anything. It is a recognition that they did nothing wrong.”

Djilobodji Was Not My Choice - Mourinho

The Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has revealed he had no hand in the signing of Senegalese Papy Djilobodji.
Djilobodji was signed by the EPL champions on deadline day for a reported fee of £4million but according to Mourinho, the capture of the big centre back was the choice of someone he trust completely.
Djilobodji was however left out from Chelsea’s 25-man squad for the Champions’ League group stage and Mourinho has disclosed why the Senegalese was dropped.
Papy Djilobodji
Papy Djilobodji

Mourinho said: “[Djilobodji] was not my choice.
“He was the choice of someone I trust completely. That’s the same thing.
“The person that told me Djilobodji could be a fantastic squad player for us is same who said [Kurt] Zouma could be fantastic.
“He’s not in the Champions League squad because if he is, Kenedy and [Bertrand] Traore are not on the list. If they are not, you would ask why. The Champions League is good for their development.